How to do The Sex:
- hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
I hate solo artists with band names like
Marina & The Diamonds
Owl City
Destiny’s Child
My wardrobe
- 20%: don't fit
- 50%: too ugly
- 10%: worn it too many times
- 20%: pyjamas
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
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I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG
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I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
OH
MY
SWEET
JESUS
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
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This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift
no its becky
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